---> You know you're a Kiwi when . . .

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nooo i swear i am the only one who HATES flight of the chonchords!

and ncea is good.

and bricoes people are scary. all of them. and spotlight.

and yes pohutakawa should be the xmas tree!

yees l&p... world famous since aaages ago.... :-D

great post may i copy *most* of it? =D

Sure.
oooh and I forgot something! Vogel's!

L&P?? Best stuff ever! I came to NZ in March for a youth forum in our sister city as a rep of our youth council, and got introduced to the drink. It is so good, I'm addicted!

Even though I'm not a Kiwi...I agree. It should be world famous. Or at least sold in Australia haha.

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Pavlova was more likely invented by a New Zealander than an Australian. If you trace the etymology of the word, I understand that the first published instance of it in relation to the type of dessert we know today was in New Zealand.
The fruit one at the end is so true!
How about these?

• You brag to less enlightened societies that you’ve had two consecutive female prime ministers.
• You try to get your Aussie friends to say, ‘fish and chips’.
• The Dog and Wal Footrot are heroes.
• You can do, or attempt to do, a Billy T. James laugh.
• You think of a music group before a vegetable when someone mentions Herbs.
• You think of a Holden as a national car even though you know it’s Australian.
• It was easy to forgive Mahe Drysdale for not getting the gold but you know he totally deserved it.
• Bata Bullets might not have been fashionable, but they were cool because they were made here.
• You don’t care that Sam Neill, Anna Paquin and Keisha Castle-Hughes weren’t born here, you treat them as true-blue Kiwis.
• You use the term ‘true blue’ and you don’t mean conservatives.
• You know who Elliot Goblit is.
• The Goodnight Kiwi and the Cat were the first inter-species bedmates you had seen.
• Hillary was a mountain climber and total world-class legend and not an American politician.
• Peter Blake, Michael King, Possum Bourne and Rob Guest should still be with us today.

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TRADEME (see what i wrote on the NZ thread on CS) =O

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