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i'll tell you a kind-of-quote thing i did at work today.

Me: Richard [boss], how many people do you think were late today cos of daylight savings?
Richard: None I hope. Its the oldest trick in the book. What is the time, anyway?
Me: Nineish
Richard: Oh. My Watch is wrong. I thought it was eight.
Random Man walking past: Hey richard, you're in early!
Richard: No i'm not, its nine o'clock. I'm late.
Me: Thats the oldest trick in the book
Richard: *funny look"

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